Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Valentine Funny Quotes

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valentine funny quotes
‘I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.’ Barbara Bush.
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‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.’ Dorothy Parker.
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‘I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.’
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‘If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.’
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‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’ Anonymous
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‘If you walk in front of me, I may not follow. If you walk behind me, I may not lead. If you walk beside me, I will be your friend.’ Albert Camus
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‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.’ Groucho Marx.
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‘It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.’ Ingrid Bergman
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‘It’s not that I can’t live without you…it’s just that I don’t even want to try.’
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‘Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.’

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