Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Funny Valentine Quotes

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funny valentine quotes
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken
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Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith
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Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. - Catullus
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Author Unknown
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I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Author Unknown
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
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Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathon Swift
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Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Author Unknown
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Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

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