Saturday, January 23, 2016

Funny Valentine Quotes Single

1:00 AM Posted by I Osiris No comments
funny valentine quotes single
A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
funny valentine quotes single
A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.
funny valentine quotes single
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
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Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.
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Darling, will you be my player number 2?
funny valentine quotes single
Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day.
funny valentine quotes single
For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
funny valentine quotes single
I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
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I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.

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