Sunday, January 3, 2016

Funny Valentine Messages For Friends

11:00 PM Posted by I Osiris No comments
funny valentine messages for friends
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!
funny valentine messages for friends
Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be
fun to see what colour the
floor was because I couldn't remember.
funny valentine messages for friends
Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday
but I refuse to wear glasses!
funny valentine messages for friends
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love
in it and you will get the interest.
funny valentine messages for friends
I found a card for you in time, I really did.
And it said exactly how I feel about you.
But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!
funny valentine messages for friends
I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."

I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.

Had I been thinking with my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.
funny valentine messages for friends
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met ur brother.
funny valentine messages for friends
I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.
funny valentine messages for friends
if I could pull down the rainbow,
then I would write
my n my valentine's name on it
and put it back on its own place
so that the world could see
how colorful is our relation.
funny valentine messages for friends
If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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